Take your own voice away. the NEW one , 'wanna' and 'gonna', etc Thus you should concentrate on his balls. Now then, as we said, this is Literotica, and our characters spend a fair amount of time bopping each other's socks off, and rarely in total silence - Run your oily hands all around his penis and balls gradually building to an orgasm Here is a piece of bedroom dialogue I found that sucks. I mean, the OLD place had all these, My wife created this little routine (which I love) and I thought I would share it with you all, Limericks are doggerel, almost by definition, and they are almost always in some other meter It's always harder to cut stuff out than to add it, but it's always the better way to attack the problem, and it nearly always leaves you with something cleaner and stronger than the unfocused page you started with, • Writing dialect: a subject in itself, as it covers vocabulary, rhythm, word order, types of contraction, Wouldn't that be better - Doggerel is bad verse, not incredibly awful verse - It doesn't really have to scan, which means having the same number of syllables in corresponding lines, and having the same syllables accented, Literotica specializes in erotic stories. ah - They're not infallible, no-one is, but we're not looking for Nobel Prize winners here, and if you want to see how characters are built without the author's voice intruding too much, Is that a pause Now it is time to have some real fun, Or, maybe that's a wrong way and a more wrong way, Once you decide to finish him off, don't be timid in giving his balls a good squeeze during ejaculation. Or we could turn it round If you choose to do this, by the way, the first and third lines should be equal in length and accented the same, as should the second and fourth lines These stories aren't aiming for realism. Granted you could have tied off his balls at the very beginning of the massage and the choice is yours to make. Ten words of good dialogue can tell you more about a character than a hundred words of descriptive text, Step 4: The "Coup de grace" And last but not least, if you really want to be devious and drive him crazy, you can try this little trick - Record enough to get a whole chunk of how you and your friends sound when you're talking casually Rig up a recorder with a decent mike, invite a couple of friends over, and start talking Once you have brought him to the edge a sufficient number of times, and you can tell his balls are getting really full, you can take a piece of rope or a shoestring and wrap it around the base of his testicles - Writing this is harder. It's 'I'll', 'He's', 'They aren't', unless they are emphasizing or contradicting a point, or the phrase is inverted as a question, or it comes at the end of a sentence ('I'm cold, are you - ', and not 'Would you like some coffee - " I caressed his cock and felt it throb against my thigh: he smiled again. Put in an extra comma, or suspension marks or something to show your reader what this person is doing with their voice, what their words mean, what their character actually sounds like, how they feel and think and behave - If your characters' dialogue doesn't reflect this then you're kidding yourself and shortchanging your readers The areas suggested in the first instance are • Historical settings / period pieces: Good point - The word, "before" appearing in a poem would be one iamb. • People don't talk in sentences I referred to a couplet as being two lines If I were writing this scene, and if I wanted to keep to the narrative thread, I might produce something like this: "You're the boss, sweetheart OK, we all know that. Two or more consecutive exclamation marks, and you're reading a no-brainer, This is due to the increased blood circulated into his testicles from performing the above exercises. it's like The closer he gets to cumming the slower you go and decrease the pressure, Begin to massage all surrounding areas of his testicles, but not the testicles directly - Imagine how the conversation sounds in your head, and look at the screen carefully. In the following short example, stressed words are indicated in CAPITALIZED ITALICS, So obviously, sexual union and communication is high on the theme list, and one of the things people often do when they communicate sexually is communicate verbally as well (Yeah, I know, there are plenty of honorable exceptions, but that's not the point here, One last point: none of these rules are golden. " And PLACED her MOney ON the LINE that SAID that SHE would PASS, "What's your pleasure Massage in between the testicles with a pumping motion using your thumb and fingers, " I shivered internally but decided to play his game Make sure the oil is really rubbed in to the skin, See our user's amateur home archives " I / she screamed Another good stretching method is grasp around the base of his testicles with your thumb and forefinger and squeeze until his testicles are tight together on top of your thumb and forefinger With his testicles now being the center of your (and his, OK, it's not perfect, but you might (just) imagine a couple saying something like that during foreplay, and it reads better than the original version by a long country mile, It's a more intense form of cock and ball massage whose goal is to get as close to orgasm as possible without really going over the edge Write the scene in a grossly exaggerated way, then pare it down until the essence of the characters is there in the way they speak a WOman from EAST Saint MorITZ Was BLESSED with specTACular TITS, Of course, doggerel doesn't have to be in iambic meter, You achieve this by going to the edge Mostly, what I write are dirty stories, or smut, with no pretensions that it's any more than that.

It really is a near-continuous, mind-blowing delicious orgasm. When you've got the time, try this little experiment. Shaved men's genitals are also easier to "control" when administering genital massage or other advanced forms of sexual play. The key to proper testicle function and health is better blood circulation to the testicles - (If you're really brave, tape your lover and yourself when you're preparing for / doing / relaxing after sex/love), And unlike ejaculatory contractions, that feeling can last continuously, sustained for minutes on end, revivable in seconds if the attention flags Or maybe here. "Here. What would you like me to do for you to please you, Starting to make sense Step 2: The Warm Up Before doing anything further, apply a nice hot wrap to his testicles or warm them up with a hair dryer for 3-5 minutes. However, that is not an excuse to write a poem with a couplet like this: I opened the door And went in and found something that wasn't there before, I guess I've just never met the right people When you're offering someone a drink in an intimate or casual situation, you probably say 'Coffee - Lightly apply pressure to his testicles as you continue, massaging and stroking his penis as well while doing so. On the other hand it's a useful tool for the author if the speaker might otherwise be difficult to identify and you don't want to use 'he said / she said' the whole time In either case you will notice that his sensitivity has almost doubled once you begin your massage again. After the warm up is complete, apply a healthy dousing of baby oil into your palms and really work it into his testicles skin, covering all viable area with baby oil, Step 1: Setting the Stage Shaving the genitals of men can be just as exciting and pleasurable as it is for women, How much ellipsis you use depends on your style, the story, the characters and the context, but it happens everywhere People don't usually describe what they're doing (or are going to do) to their lover There isn't a single native English speaker in the world who says 'I will', or 'He is', or 'They are not'. Once again: style, story, characters, and context You'll be surprised how intense his orgasm is, as will he - This also applies to his balls. " (No-one's going to want to read more than ten lines of this, and who can blame them You wouldn't want me to suck you off or sit on your cock and ride it until you cum, And the orgasm is usually very intense, What you and your lover say in bed is usually private, often silly, and sometimes weird, 'nuff said - Is that a rising note, It's designed for text, not speech, and it's dumber than my dick anyway) - Local call. If you overdo punctuation, or contraction, or ellipsis, or anything, it won't work - Compare: "AAAAAAAAAARRGGGGHHHHHHHH, Talking dirty does happen, and very nice too, but a little goes a hell of a long way - The third and fourth lines have to match the same way ', or 'You wanna coffee. Men who shave their cock and balls say their sensitivity is increased immensely. You may have to warm his balls up again to make them hang low so you'll have something to tie up There's nothing more disheartening than slaving over a section of dialogue, editing, rewriting, sweating blood, and then saying it aloud and realizing that it sounds like a High School graduation speech read by a near moron, "Hell of a choice This will make them warm and the skin more pliable to stretch and massage There should be breasts with large, puffy areolas, breasts with meager areolas, and breasts with small nipples, big nipples, erect nipples, and strange nipples Well, When you play that sucker back, listen carefully While you are doing this, pull down lightly of the hand grabbing the base of his testicles connecting flesh " His voice was thick with desire, but still soft and reassuring, and he smiled '. I use, e But use these hints judiciously, striving for the balance between clarity and realism, and you'll feel so good when you've done it - Shaving the male genitals is about as easy as it gets '. They sound filled with lust for each other. " His cock throbbed "Hell of a choice There have to be other mentions that are necessary, so I'm throwing this open to you: I don't have the time or the patience to plow through all the submissions in this section looking for the gems: if there's anything that you've found helpful or which has lit up that cartoon light bulb above your head, put it in the comment section with a link - Take the other hand and apply a small amount of pressure on top of the testicles and massage them in a circular motion. You don't always have to worry too much about the rhyming part, because some of the best limericks deliberately don't rhyme. Put in a question mark - Making sure that it is snug/tight, but not pinching skin; continue to wrap it around and around until you have about 3 inches on either end remaining One of the things we could do here is just transcribe what people say, Read the good ones and learn. um, it's got this YARD But here are some things I really don't say: maybe I've lived an unadventurous life Check out '3113', assorted 'kittens', (Selyna, Danielle, Flame), 'Dinsmore', 'Alex de Kok', 'Colleen Thomas', 'Stella Omega': of course there are more, plenty more, and I'm not omitting anyone deliberately, but those are the first ones that spring to my mind, mainly because they're the ones I've been reading recently Not too much though, or the dialogue will sound like a shopping list - Your choice, just give me directions The last word of each of those three lines has to rhyme at least I don't think they do,

It's one-handed keystroking On the other hand, if it's Great Aunt Eliza who's gasping for a drink, you're probably a lot more formal, especially if she's rich If not, change them - Each time you do this additional seminal fluid is release into the scrotum, which eventually become very full and the desire to orgasm becomes more intense Please and your readers (and characters) will appreciate it too "You sure about that, " His voice was thick with desire and I shivered - Like I said earlier, if you're writing a simple stroke story, or an out-and-out (in-and-out. This won't hurt him, trust me. The name is "Crap Shooting Blonde" and, it is a good example of doggerel, because it is a joke told as a poem But unless you're a genius, transcription isn't the answer. Once again, I will use one of mine as an example, Character's statement as written dialogue: "So, I went to her HOUSE, the NEW one, and before, in her OLD place she had a YARD that was just FULL OF BUSHES and stuff, and THIS one, This heat will increase the blood flow as well as absorb into the flesh quicker, enabling a better, more efficient workout too much for this piece, Rest assured he will thank you when it's over - "Close enough for doggerel" is an important concept to keep in mind Think you can tease him enough to get him to beg to cum The BLONDE in THE caSIno, WORE her COAT down TO her KNEES, You'll be surprised at the higher levels of moaning and body twitching that will occur when you massage him in this state. If these seem confusing to you, don't feel bad about it or think you're stupid, because they are confusing After about ten minutes of this he should be right at the edge. yet), But, you've done two things. ' Now go wash your mouth out with soap for telling naughty lies) Bad verse or not, there is a right way and a wrong way to write it Another good tip to promote increased blood circulation to his testicles while performing these exercises is to heat the bottle of baby oil for several minutes in a sink of hot water before applying. Different rhythms, different pitch, different vocabulary " His hand drifted from my breast to my mound, Anyhow, whatever way you describe writing it, doggerel has to rhyme. You'll have gone too far the other way, and when you read it aloud you'll blush with shame (again), REMEMBER her OLD place, It doesn't have to scan, but it's better, or less bad, if it does, at least most of the time. More precisely, it is one unstressed, or unaccented syllable, which is followed by a stressed one, But if you want them to have that third dimension, think carefully - If you are going to write it, you should have some sympathy f You can really increase his excitement by taking each ball even more gently with all five fingertips evenly spaced around each testicle, and very gently massaging them, as if rolling an egg back and forth Don't be afraid to give it a few good tugs to make sure the strands aren't loose, Read it aloud to yourself and then say: 'Hey, these characters are really credible But if I find stuff like that masquerading as dialogue in a sex scene I sigh and look for something else The occasional "Gadzooks" or "Forsooth" or "Man, that is so groovy" isn't going to hack it, I guess there's a 'how to' piece there waiting for someone to write it. The word "after" would not be, because the accent is on the first syllable, although it might very well be parts of two successive iambs. That's probably pruned a little too much, but that's not the point. Here, a short line of descriptive text is nearly always better Some very famous poems by some very famous poets are not in perfect meter I've omitted names, for obvious reasons, but otherwise it's just cut and paste, as it appeared: "So what do I do first for you - Style, story, character, context. In large groups, names are used to attract someone's attention, but not nearly as much as you might think. Suppose I check out how this tastes, or how it fills me up when I'm riding you your work will be better. um, BUSHES AN' SHIT - Written punctuation marks, used carefully, can go a long way towards telling your readers what the character's tone of voice, pitch, etc - Keeping them in top-notch shape will give him harder erections, more sex drive, higher amounts of ejaculation and enhanced orgasms "A little exploration here, maybe some attention elsewhere, and we'd still have all the rest waiting, ') - Now three personal hates: • Exclamation marks suck, unless there's a truly excellent reason for them. " • People contract words, often whole phrases, a usage which is called, technically, 'ellipsis' - Unless there is some descriptive text as well the characters have to say far too much, far too explicitly, and far too often Well, some of it's down to style and subject matter • People don't all speak the same way, I could see how you taste, how you fill me. ) universe, you now have his full attention in whatever you want to do to him - You can bring him to the edge again a few times if you wish but the primary objective of this phase is to give him an intense massage. This can be depressing at first, is up to. Why should this be, Remember, you are writing for fun, and if the meter isn't perfect, don't worry about it

Also, lazy and unrealistic, The resultant intensity of pleasure can be close to that felt in a full ejaculatory orgasm but potentially unending - You could even tie him down to get complete control over him if he'll agree to it, Here is the first verse of a poem that I wrote a few years ago in iambic heptameter. Most of what I write, although not all, are jokes, dirty or otherwise, told in verse There are other kinds of feet, by the way, but iambic is the most common, and I'm not going to get very much into the others. You are the teacher today OK Above all, read your dialogue out loud: or at least, read it out loud to yourself, though in my opinion genuinely out loud is better. If I catch one of these early on, it's the back button for me, But a whole lot of the dialogue on Literotica pages is profoundly unreal, whether the characters are merely talking, exchanging plot information, preparing for sex or love, in the throes of lust or passion, or chilling out afterwards Massage at the base, pulling down as you massage, You may have heard poets or professors of literature or dedicated fans using mysterious words like "heptameter" or "pentameter" or other combinations, usually preceded by the equally mysterious word "iambic", Their partners also don't miss the hair-in-the-mouth experience when performing oral sex, Finally, and above all, a writer succeeds in describing breasts (or any other body part) when such descriptions result from a true lobe of his or her work - In fact, you would be in very good company - "Heptameter", of course, means just what it looks like – seven meters, or seven units of measure " (If you heard that in a movie, you'd rupture yourself laughing , when I'm writing about American characters, but I try to take care not to overdo it, or it looks like a bad attempt at dialect Bummer, First, you'll find it almost impossible, and second, your friends will wonder what the hell's wrong with you. Do this for about 3-5 minutes without stopping, • Words get mangled and slide together thus the term edging, Now you can tidy it up without losing either), The accented syllables are capitalized • Sci-Fi /Future worlds: You can have so much fun here, though I have to say it's not an area that engages me much An iamb, which rhymes with "my lamb" is a foot - She WORE a biKIni, InCREdibly TEEny And DROVE the men OUT of their WITS. " And here are some of the things that have never been said to me: "I love the taste of your cum", "Make me your slut", "Fuck my dirty shit-hole". If you've got two characters conversing, and one is an old guy, grumpy, no college, been a mechanic all his life, and the other is a highly educated investment banker who's got an appointment at three and wants her car fixed now, they aren't going to sound the same People talking to each other in real life get round the grammar problem by punctuating their speech with pauses and tone changes Do this for about 3 minutes Slut wives, talking vegetables, zombies, basic stroke stories, the purer adventures in fantasyland, don't demand realistic protagonists and don't usually need to develop characters into credible human beings, It's not grammatically correct, but it's how people speak. Free blow job and facials youtube-like videos you always wanted, By creating this additional fluid once orgasm is actually achieved, a larger amount of ejaculate is release, which cleans out the male reproductive system very effectively And every approach to ejaculation increases the amount of fluid held in the ampulla, with an associated increase in pleasure and passion of sexual readiness The man can do this to himself in the shower or leave the pleasure to his partner - We'd still have all the rest waiting, I mentioned early that doggerel, even in an iambic meter, doesn't have to be in perfect meter, as long as the writer was satisfied with it All of those are what is usually called doggerel, which my dictionary defines as bad verse, This also makes the skin tighter along the shaft of his penis, making it stand out more, as well as making it more sensitive There's no way they are going to escape her devious manipulations now Literotica is great for that Furthermore, the associated sexual organs exercise, and the learned ability to better control those organs mentally, will greatly increased the scope and persuasiveness of his sexual pleasure, They think they do, but no fucking way, • People don't all speak the same way. The goal of this phase is to separate the testicles from the body, making them unable to retreat back inside the torso. People don't talk like that • Long lines of capital letters describing the noises people make at the point of orgasm are laughable. They are certainly close enough for doggerel - Would you rather have me eat and suck your pussy, or slowly work on your body and make it cum hard and long before we fuck - (Better still, don't tell them), It's a delicate balancing act, These are hell to transcribe - over and over, Some care must be taken to not nip and cut skin as you proceed Grammar-free clauses, hesitations, corrections, repetition, meaningless interjections, sudden changes of subject Finish up the process by tying the two loose ends together and viola', Besides the dirty stories, I also write poetry, and I have no pretensions about that, either, This is "Doggerel for Dummies", you know, not "Doggerel for English Majors" - • Tired clich. In describing these bosoms, the writer should do so with regard to their characteristic features, but he or she should also be able to discern what is different about this breast or pair of breasts, what is special or unique about it or them, because these make breasts both different from one another and all others and make their descriptions realistic You could chop it down more if you wanted: "Show me, ' isn't dialogue, That's not something you kick with, and it's not twelve inches, but it is a unit of measure. If you write in blank verse or haiku, it just sounds like a silly paragraph, which is okay, but it's not any kind of verse, and therefore not doggerel - One of the problems with dialogue in bed is that just dialogue isn't usually enough, Is the choice of words believable.

Any double or triple edge razor used for facial shaving should suffice for the genitals Then take your hands with your fingers spread apart and grip his testicles at the root and lightly pull them down, bring them back up, them pull them down again, over and over for about 3 minutes. Finally, using real women or photographs, paintings, sculptures, or Internet browser images of women (and shemales, if he or she enjoys writing about them, as I do), the writer should constantly update his or her mental catalogue of breasts, " (Of course, you're not going to put the capitals in, but the speech has the same rhythm and patterns as the spoken transcript, and it reads more naturally than): "I went to her new house and unlike her old one, which had a yard that was full of shrubs, the new property, • Words get mangled and slide together • People do not use each other's names very much A discerning eye may observe that the last words in the third and fourth lines, or second couplet, don't actually rhyme, but don't worry about that - juxtaposition of the masculine and the feminine attributes of the same character is heightened, or even, for some readers, perhaps, somewhat shocking There's a middle road here, and if you can identify it, so that the marks on the page echo the words in your head, you're on the way, (Try to forget those little green lines that your spellchecker keeps inserting - Do Your Man a Favor A man's testicles are very vital and important organs in his body, and without them we would be an extinct species - • People contract words, often whole phrases - " I felt my pussy dampening. The stanza still consists of a couplet, but both lines of the couplet are divided into two parts - The string around his balls will allow ALL of your touches to be amplified. " He smiled and said: "Well they both sound great, but is that what you want me to do for you - You can, presumably, have a poem written in iambic quadrameter or hexameter, or anything you want, and some famous poems have been written in those meters although, for some reason, the expressions are rarely used Exclamation marks are for advertisements and the funnies So, if a poem is in iambic heptameter, it means that each line in a couplet, or pair of rhyming lines, has 14 syllables, and every second one is accented. A poem in iambic pentameter will have ten syllables in each line in a couplet, with every second one being accented. We use eye contact to tell someone we're addressing them I am using my own stuff because I like people to read it and I don't want to run afoul of any copyright laws. Let's expand these findings, and see what we can do with them: • People don't talk in sentences, I think it means 'rectum'), fuck-tunnel', 'fuck-muscle' - I suppose that style, story, character, context still holds good, but beyond that, everything but clear, concise, grammatically correct pronouncements After these massaging exercises, his testicles should be stretched out and appear to be hanging lower than normal, as well as appear to be larger, i WANT to SHOOT some CRAPS here AND i WANT to BET the MAX. You've found the information words that are stressed in natural conversation, and therefore you've got the rhythm that this speaker uses. "You sure " He was stroking me lightly as he spoke and I felt my pussy dampening under his touch, Try this: transcribe part of what you've recorded and see the patterns, the rhythms, where the stress falls - No matter how desperate he is to cum, stimulating just his balls will usually not put him over, but it sure intensifies the feeling. I do not expect to ever be nominated for a Nobel Prize in Literature, an' THIS one, Feelings of pleasure are augmented by greater loin vasocongestion, and sexual organ fluid fullness and readiness, All you need is a little water and soap (or shaving cream) and you're off to the races. Another trick you might use when you finally get him to the edge point is this Real person as recorded: "So, um, I went to her HOUSE You're writing a story, and your readers are going to need some help 'Yes, I am. Now write down what the person actually meant, Breasts look different when they are exhibited in profile or in dangling positions, just as they do from below or when only the cleavage is revealed, and the writer must continually add to his or her psychic inventory of these images, collecting American Indian, Asian, black, and white representations of these body parts " He stroked my mound with knowing fingers, 'I am going to cum in your hot slut mouth you cocksucking wet cunt bitch Included in the catalogue should also be mental images of old breasts, motherly breasts, and nubile breasts • People do not use each other's names very much when talking to each other, unless the conversation is very heavy or formal. But to take a theme like 'romance', or 'incest', or 'mature', or 'group sex', and to create believable people with motives and needs and reactions that will persuade the reader to suspend belief and think of them as real, if only for a moment : that takes a little more work. with "A wordless cry of ecstasy was forced out of me / her, To be properly done, if there is such a thing when we're talking about doggerel, the first, second and fifth lines have to have the same number of syllables and they have to be accented the same. ) fantasy, you can have your characters say what you like s: 'gallons of cum', 'my white-hot jizz', 'jackhammered into her', (I truly hate that one), 'love-tube', 'man-meat', 'man-pussy', (yes, I actually read that on this site If you want to see the punch line, you can go to my index and find it - g, Have you SEEN it. I know you like both of those - Step 3: The Edge The third part of the exercise is called edging, "You are so hot", "That is so nasty", "Beg for it you fucking slut", "I'm gonna fuck your tight pussy - An added side benefit to the ideas discussed below is intense orgasms on his part. Like most, maybe all, of the authors on Literotica, I write to amuse myself and others, I hope - This article explains how to increase a higher-level blood circulation to his testicles to promote all round better function and health Sometimes a poet may decide to write a stanza, or verse, of a poem as four lines, with the last words of the second and fourth lines rhyming. Let me make a few predictions about what you'll notice. As the awareness of being recorded fades you'll begin to talk more naturally, come on, people: a child of three could be more original Even fifty years ago slang was different; constructions were often more complex, things that people talked about were not always what we chat about today " Which of them gets your imagination going - Massage all around them, working your way around both of his testicles constantly changing your pattern The trick is to keep him just below cumming but at the same time giving enough stimulation that the excitement level does not decrease appreciably I've been advised by a proof-reader / editor type person that this piece needs some links to other 'How To' submissions where some of the general points I've been trying to make are expanded, or which cover genres that I haven't touched on Well it's kinda. Doesn't matter what it's about: baseball, cooking, work Try spending a half hour not using these common contractions